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I'm Dereck, far too casual of a person
-- Push forward. --

"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"

--(via meaty-bicycle)

tokyo ghoul+last words



no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc



Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

--(via dutchster)


Are you kidding me

"You have to be odd to be number one."


Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)


I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

"It doesn’t get better. You get better."

--Joan Rivers (via smoques)

me after every anime episode: i hate anime
me: [continues watching anime]